04 March 2010

Girl from Akron. So, you're dating a black guy and you have tattoos. Get over it. Don't pour beer on people at bars unless you think you can handle Rikers Island. Things escalate quickly and you are just a drop in the bucket. Not that I'm so tough. I have a soft interior and a cuddly side. You can find it on Broadway or somewhere else when your little brother comes into town. Until then, pipe down. I'll bury you.

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